Five Coronavirus one-liners-This Coronavirus has done something no woman has been able to do. Cancel all sports, shutdown all bars and keep men at home.
Police these days are yelling out to crims “Come out with your hands Washed”
Just saw a burglar kicking his own door in. I asked him what he was doing. He replied, “I'm working from home.”
In the midst of a phone hookup with my Specialist, he mentioned that people working from home should be wearing face masks! That way they stop eating too much!
The truth is, it’s not so boring at home. But, it’s interesting that one bag of rice has 7,846 grains and another has 7,237.